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I want to write stories

But then I’d rather dream about them.

2 days ago on May 17th, 2013 | J | 0 notes
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davejade:
it went from plastic to metal


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it went from plastic to metal

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2 days ago on May 16th, 2013 | J | 39,183 notes
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So that’s what heaven looks like.

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So that’s what heaven looks like.

2 days ago on May 16th, 2013 | J | 243,323 notes

fudgersandlovers:

peppy-mocha:

nigforaday:

I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with 

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EXCUSE YOU
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

EVER

2 days ago on May 16th, 2013 | J | 30,071 notes

I have a uterass instead of a uterus.

lickypickystickyme:

fuck you, man.

2 days ago on May 16th, 2013 | J | 79 notes
Michael was more likely to break through his attackers with power and strength, while Kobe often tries to finesse his way through mass pileups. Michael was stronger, with bigger shoulders and a sturdier frame. He also had large hands that allowed him to control the ball better and make subtle fakes. Jordan was also more naturally inclined to let the game come to him and not overplay his hand, whereas Kobe tends to force the action, especially when the game isn’t going his way. When his shot is off, Kobe will pound away relentlessly until his luck turns. Michael, on the other hand, would shift his attention to defense or passing or setting screens to help the team win the game
- Phil Jackson points out the differences, as he sees it, between Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant in an excerpt from his forthcoming book Eleven Rings: The Soul of Success. (via nbaoffseason)
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bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
- r. kelly (via mallorylucille)
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